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Tough Love for Amy Winehouse

If someone is holding a mirror up and telling you to look at yourself, they want you to get help so you don't loose it all. This is a fun little song for Little Jackie. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95426144

From Marc Hirsh at NRP Radio:

NPR.org, October 6, 2008 - With a knowing glint of fierce intelligence filtered through an unapologetically bratty attitude, Imani Coppola stakes her claim as the American Lily Allen all over Little Jackie's The Stoop. In "Cryin' for the Queen," however, it's a different British singer who grabs Coppola's attention. She never mentions Amy Winehouse by name, but from the castigation of her target's "junkie routine" to the hip-hop sheen coating the girl-group glitter of multi-instrumentalist Adam Pallin's brightly chiming piano, it could hardly be anyone else.

Coppola remains keenly aware of the ocean separating her from the woman she's calling out, so she opens her assault by drawing on a mostly good-natured bit of U.S./U.K. rivalry. For all her professed patriotism, however, the issue isn't that New York is so much flyer than London, so much as that Winehouse's trainwreckery has squandered whatever goodwill she once claimed in the colonies. "You wanna make a buck in America?" Coppola asks. "Grab an application and get in line."

But as harshly as Coppola disses Winehouse, there's a notable undercurrent of tough love here. No mere dismissal, "Cryin' for the Queen" keeps dropping hints about moderation and the minimum-wage scenarios awaiting her if she squanders her success. It's designed to make Winehouse respond with a hearty "Oh, hell no," to make her either pull herself together in defiance or prove Coppola right. Either way, Little Jackie wins.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=95426144&sc=nl&cc=sod-20081006

George, George, George...

Busted in a public restroom again...or the loo at the Brits call it. From the St. Pete Times "The Juice"...

Sure, George Michael was arrested for alleged drug possession over the weekend, but he was nice enough to apologize to fans about it.

"I want to apologize to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out," Michael said in a statement, Reuters reports. "And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them."

At least he knows what the problem is. Cops busted him in a public restroom outside London for allegedly possessing "Class A" and "Class C" drugs -- one of which we would know as crack. What is it with him and the loo, anyway? Toilets should have a restraining order against him.
Get it together while you are still Hot, man!!