Showing posts with label M'Kay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label M'Kay. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Neither Rain, Nor Sleet, Nor Snow, Nor Broken Neck Will Delay the Delivery of Your Crack...

From our favorite website; mugshots.tampabay.com:


Vontarius Domonic MasonShareThisHillsborough #09026707
Height: 5 ft. 10 in.
Weight: 250 lbs.
Age: 32Gender: Male
Eye color: Brown
Birth date: September 11th, 1976Booked on May 13 at 2:09 a.m. for:
Delivery Of Cocaine, Possession Of Cocaine, Delivery Of Cocaine, Possession Of Cocaine, Delivery Of Cocaine, Possession Of Cocaine

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Now, I'm not a cat person, but this is ridiculous!!


OMAHA, Neb. - A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a makeshift bong and smoked marijuana through it said Tuesday that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed the cat down.

Acea Schomaker of Lincoln said he never intended to hurt the 6-month-old cat, Shadow.

Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence ticketed the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanor animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, also was ticketed for animal cruelty because she didn't try to stop Schomaker, Sgt. Andy Stebbing said.

Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat about two months ago from friends who abused it.

Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them but he didn't want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they didn't bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.

Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift bong because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.

"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."

He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.

"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.

The bong had a foot-long piece of garden hose coming out of a Plexiglas box, with the top secured with duct tape. Schomaker said it was constructed in such a way that the cat did not get immersed in smoke to the extent some might believe.

Schomaker said law enforcement and animal specialists lectured him about why what he did was cruel, and that he learned from his mistake.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Drugs are bad. M'Kay?

My little Lulu has not been feeling well the last couple of days. She has not been to school for two days, and that's really saying something. She has not missed one single day since she started college and throughout all four years of high school, she did not miss more than three or four days total.

Lulu has the whole stuffed-up head, can't pop her ears, sore throat nastiness.

Everytime she mentions to me that her head feels like it's too big for her neck, I can't help but think of this clip from South Park:



Feel better soon, Lulu!!