NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big girls, you know I love ya. I really, really do. But please, please, PLEASE, for the love of all that is holy, don't wear leggings or form fitting pants.

I was walking behind a woman of size on my way back from lunch today, and she was wearing these...

If your thighs rub together, and/or you have cankles, don't do it. You look like a sausage that is ready to explode, and it just isn't cute.

Lola, thanks for the title of this post!

How about a nice, hot spice rub?

From the Associated Press:

FRESNO, California - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one of the men with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage. Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

Sounds like a three-way gone bad...

...and the sausage just happened to be 8 inches?