The Phantom Hand Appears in Pasco County Florida!

The Phantom Hand followed us around Orlando for years. Mostly, when we visited Pleasure Island. The Phantom Hand would dance with us, point us in the right direction and occasionally grope us. We have many pictures of Mr. Hand.

Well, it's been years since we've seen him and voile', it appears he works for the Pasco County Sheriff's Department! He seems to have a very important job, holding up the criminal's head when they cannot do so themselves.

Way to go, Hand! Glad to see you around...

Mugshots O' the Day

Gurl, you need to get yo shit back to Rent-a-Center so you can get home and do something with that doo. Oooh child!


She's 28. 28. Twenty-eight!!!!

Mug Shot o' the Day

Girl! Or should I say, Other!

Arrrrr!

Apparently we have pirates getting arrested in Pinellas County parks. Where is his eye patch? He could use one on that freaky eye. Is it just me, or do the two halves of his face not match?

Ladies, a suggestion, if I may...

If you are going out to boost some stuff from the foreclosure down the street, and you know there is a risk that you MIGHT get arrested, comb your hair! For cryin' out loud...

And the award for Best Mugshot Hair goes to...

...Latoya Nicole Williams! Congrats girl! I knew that hair would win.

A Classic!

In the words of Truvy Jones, this ones goin' down in the hairdo hall of fame! Another klassy one from the Tampa Bay area...

Yes, Lola. I know I said I wasn't reading tampabay.com anymore since they started advertising for the scienos, but I smiled at the son of a bitch before I could help myself!