You really CAN'T teach and old dog new tricks!

Since Drum got me hooked on www.mugshots.tampabay.com, this poor old woman has been arrested four times since April 30! Obviously, she's not a very good shoplifter, because she keeps getting caught. Meet Jane Bryant:





Someone, please help this old woman find a different hobby!!

Attention Retiree Snowbirds in Florida...

...you have worn out your welcome! It's time to retreat back to your homeland!

And seriously, there is NO good reason for you to be out on the road at 8:30a when us working folks are trying to get to work. Do you realize when you drive 25mph in the left lane on a road where the speed limit is 50mph, that you are holding up traffic? Do you even care?

Additionally, since you eat dinner at 3:30p, why are you back on the road at 5:30p? We working folks are now trying to get home. We've been at work all day and are probably in need of a cocktail. You, you've been up since 6a, had your tea and toast, visited at least one doctor, finished lunch at 11a, been to the $1 Card Store and Big Lots and have had dinner. You should be home and not holding up traffic, AGAIN!

Go Home!!!

(Whew, I feel a little better...)