They're so hot, this picture is barely viewable...

Jared Leto, Chace Crawford, Ryan Phillipe and Kellan Lutz at the Calvin Klein Show on Valentine's Day.

Swoon...

Sounds like a must-read..and I don't read...

So you know, it must be good! And besides, I do love me some Anderson Cooper...



Anderson's Socialite Mom Turns to 'Smut'

What does Anderson Cooper think of his mom Gloria Vanderbilt dipping her toes into the sordid world of smutty novel writing? You'd be surprised.

The iconic socialite's yarn, 'Obsession: An Erotic Tale,' tells the story of a "frigid" woman who finds a stack of filthy letters from her dead husband's mistress. The New York Post got its now-grubby hands on it, and concluded it was "pure, elegant, unadulterated smut" filled with 4-letter words and illicit uses of garden vegetables.

Legendary socialite Gloria Vanderbilt is sure to rub a few people the wrong way with her dirty book 'Obsession: An Erotic Tale,' described by the NY Post as "pure, elegant, unadulterated smut." The 85-year-old's son Anderson Cooper isn't fazed by his mom's new talent, saying "she's totally unique and cool."

But although Cooper admits he's "often surprised" by his mom's actions, he remains "supportive of anything she does," including those pricey blue jeans she used to design and the book, which hits bookstores in June.
"She's totally unique and cool," Cooper told the Post. "At 85, whatever she wants to write is fine by me."

What she writes in 'Obsession' is something like the following passage, edited for your safety:

"I will begin, softly at first so that you can sleep a few more minutes, the long, slow, delicious process of [DELETED], and since I must have your [DELETED] ... I will struggle to stay quiet ... Master, I whisper as you surrender to our ecstasy."

The 'Anderson Cooper 360' anchor is the product of Vanderbilt's fourth marriage to Wyatt Cooper. She lives with her steel-eyed son in New York City.

This is actually Vanderbilt's second saucy book in recent years. Cooper actually admitted being embarrassed by his mom's memoir, 'It Seemed Important at the Time,' in which she clued the world in on her affairs with Frank Sinatra and Marlon Brando, and shared other sexual fiddle-faddle.

"Reading her description of her current boyfriend as the 'Nijinsky of [a particular sex act]' was kind of shocking. It's not really a visual image I wanted to have," Cooper wrote on CNN.com. "The truth is, I don't know much about dance history, but I'm guessing Nijinsky was creative, or at least very limber."

The Sweet Bitterness of...David Silver, all grown up

I am adding Brian Austin Green, David Silver from the original 90210, to my list of male celebrities who are aging well, and getting hotter as they get older. Others on my list are John Stamos and John Corbett. Nice!

Guess I need to add my favorite Jason Priestley to my list, but I haven't decided how I feel about the more mature Brandon Walsh...

Dane Cook was simply...AWESOME!!!!

Here are a few pictures from last night.

Unfortunately, I'll never look at Tootsie Rolls, candy necklaces and Cold Stone ice cream in the same way...

The Sweet Bitterness of...More Superbowl Hotties

I had to do this Drum...'cause Lulu and I loves us some Big Ben...



Plus, he looks like a total dirty monkey boy in this picture.

Oooohhhh Yeah!!!!!!

The Sweet Bitterness of...Superbowl Hotties!

I give you Arizona Cardinals Quarterback Kurt Warner. He may be a bible thumper, but he sho' is pretty!

Hottie Alert! Hottie Alert!

More so, Little Boy Pot Pie Alert...

Meet Michael Copon. Haven't seen anything he's been in, but I'm gonna keep my eye out for him...



Supposedly, he's going to be in the next Twilight movie. I haven't seen the first one and I seriously doubt I'll see the second one, but hopefully, he'll soon appear in something I will see.

If not, after some Sweet Tea, I may be seeing him in my dreams...

Hubba-Hubba.