I've just closed my eyes again...climbed aboard the dream weaver train...

In the span of half-an-hour this morning, I had the strangest dream. Here are the highlights…(and yes, I dream in color)

• It was 2:30a, yet it was almost daylight, GI Joe went outside for some reason.
• He came back in and said the police were outside.
• I was in my living room (I remember walking past my Christmas tree) and peered through my glass front door and saw two women in suits approaching.
• They initially said they were cops and told me there was something wrong with my hedge out front. I went outside and asked for ID.
• They walked away to a dark colored car and returned with a snipping of my hedge.
• They again told me there was an issue with my hedge and that Fonzie (yes, as in Arthur Fonzarelli) had voted down some local ordinance that effected my hedge.
• I told them to leave my property and asked for their business card.
• One woman gave me a card that had writing and pictures on both side, but did not indicate they were police. I again told them to leave.
• I went back inside, walked into the kitchen and GI Joe was decorating a piece of garland with several very small Christmas stockings.
• I remember wondering where he found all those stockings, and turned my attention to an open window in my kitchen (this window was located where a door is actually located).
• On the sill outside, were two nativity sets. I asked him why Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus were outside getting wet and he closed the window. As the window was closing, the nativity sets disappeared.
• I returned to my living room and saw a beat-up red tow truck parked outside.
• I remember seeing Lulu playing on her computer with a headset on, not hearing anything.
• I heard a commotion and saw about 5 or 6 people trying to steal a rusty orange car from my front yard.
• I ran around looking for a telephone to call 911.
• I found the house phone, but could not get anyone at 911 to answer. I yelled at Lulu to get me a cell phone to call 911.
• I tried many options to call 911, but ended up talking to someone named Jason, who I hung-up on. Jason then called back on Lulu’s computer and I told her not to answer.
• I yelled “Who can show my how to dial 911 from this cell phone??” and my Little Sister (the student I mentor) appeared and showed me an extra button on the phone. I tried to use the button, but a woman answered and I told her to F%#$ off, then hung-up.
• I again looked out my front door and the orange car was on the back of the tow truck and all the people (there were about 10 now) were driving away laughing.

At that point, I woke up.

WTF??????