Apparently it tastes better than vomit according a random blog post I found. It says quote,
"I’ve been sick for a couple of days and so I haven’t been training. I actually wanted to go for a short run today, maybe like two miles. I think I’ll start doing a couple of short runs every week to see if I can’t drop some unwanted body fat. I’ll probably be going back to Starting Strength within a week, so I think the little bit of running won’t affect my recovery as much as difficult metcon work outs would.
So last night I felt terrible. I had a fever, and the pyretic moments alternated with moments of chills all over my body. After about six hours of restlessness I took some sleeping medication and promptly, violently, threw it up. I felt much better after that, but my mouth tasted awful and every time I blew my nose it reminisced of ralph. I wanted something cold to drink, and all we had was this awful Arizona diet green tea.
This garbage was sitting my fridge for three months, but it was the only thing suitable for an upset stomach. So I had a glass, and to my surprise it tasted pretty good compared to the fetid mouth-stench which follows a hearty up-chuck. So if you’re going to be ill, make sure to stock up on crappy Arizona diet green tea with ginseng. It tastes better than vomit.*
*This statement assumes the reader does not enjoy the flavor of vomit. If indeed the reader does not find vomit odious and disgusting, then said reader may in fact enjoy vomit more than Arizona diet green tea with ginseng."
Thank you jakepatrick for this entertaining post. As I sit here drinking my tea I will think "Hey, at least it's not vomit."
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And I'm sure it's better than tequila and Dorito's...
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