Anyone who knows me knows I love the Craig's List. Generally, I get the giggles from reading the "m4m" section, but tonight, a listing from the "m4w" section got me going.
I present to you: fry girl at mcdonalds - m4w - 19 (clearwater)
last friday I went to mcdonalds to enjoy a big mac and large fry when I was suddenly caught by suprise by the old woman making the french fries.... You have a real regal look to yourself after getting past your extremly greasy pimply skin... A woman that could make me happy in more ways than one; You are prolly around 60 years old "which is perfect," just tells me that you have some killer skillz in the sac. Sure, I am only 19 years old, but I know how to please the granny type... I've bagged a few old peices of the fine stinky in my days, starting at age 13 with my great aunt Ive been pleazing old wrinkly dinkly ladies and men, but I like old women the best... Hmmm, mabey thats why I'm into you, You remind me of my great aunt.... Can I pick you up someday outside mcdonalds, and if yes than can you get me free food? i loved the way you made my french fries on friday, mabey you would teach me how... this just feels right....
He posted a picture of himself, but I'll just leave that to your imagination...
3 comments:
Lola! We must have the pic of this freak. I have to see his face. the fine stinky is my new favorite phrase!!
It's my favorite phrase, too!!!
I used in a car full of people on the way to the Strawberry Festival. It brought tears to my co-workers eyes.
It was a good day.
Is this story secretly about Mountain Woman?
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