To the C-U-Next-Tuesday driving east bound on Nursery Road in Clearwater, Florida at 5:20p tonight...

...that couldn't be bothered waiting one minute for a duck to cross the road in front of you but rather decided to let it leap off the ground into flight THEN RUN INTO IT while talking on your cellphone...I hope the next duck you run across pecks out both your eyes. And the eyes of your children and the eyes of your entire family.

There was NO REASON AT ALL to run over that duck!!! What is so important in your life that you could not be patient enough to wait for it to get to the other side?

Sometimes I really hate people...