We're going streaking??

Let me tell you what happened to me this morning..

So I'm on way to school driving along the side street to campus singing and what not when I come to a round-a-bout. It was as if my red car was invisible. Another car came zooming past me and didn't even look. Jerk. That's not the best part. After the round-a-bout I pull up to a stop sign. I look left, I look right.. And what do I see when I look to my right?

A tall skinny, black man walking towards me NAKED!!

Just walking along the street in the buff without a care in the world. I quickly hit the gas and didn't look back. I thought maybe I should call the cops or something, but a) I don't know the number for St. Pete cops and b) the neighborhood he was walking in is full of old white people..

I understand that the freaks come out on Halloween, but it's the third of November already.