Stupid Saying o' the Day

Let me start this by saying I am extremely tired and cranky today. I was in a film class until nearly 11PM last night after working all day yesterday. Then I had to make an unplanned trip to the airport to pick up my bro, which put me back home at after one o'clock this morning. However, I think this will be a fun little thing to do every day, because tired and cranky or not, people say the dumbest things!

So I am in the drive through at McDonald's this morning, in desperate need of the biggest diet coke I can get. I am behind a yellow corvette (nice car, sorry about your penis!), and in his side view mirror I notice that the driver appeared to be slightly hot...until he opened his mouth. First, he was extremely dentally challenged! And then I heard, "...and I want a large BLACK coffee...with cream..." I don't know why I reacted to strongly, but I was laughing through the urge to get out of my car and punch him right in his european teeth!!! It's no longer black if you put cream in it, ass...