Friday, September 12, 2008

Don't do it Pink! Just so No! to the Scienos!


As a resident of Clearwater, Florida, I have the opportunity to see the little low-man-on-the-totem-pole, I-have-no-money-so-I-work-for-my-brainwashing Scientology robots walking the streets of downtown on a regular basis. The whole thing is scary, and I get a very bad vibe from it all. And when I read this, I just wanted to reach through my monitor, shake her shoulders violently and say, "Run, Pink! Run!!!"...

from the St. Pete Times:

Rockstress Pink may be looking into joining the Church of Scientology after her split from husband Carey Hart, Star would have us believe. We can blame Juliette Lewis for that.

It seems after Pink's two-year marriage came to a troubled end, she turned to her pal Lewis for help. Juliette introduced her to some of the Church's teachings, that mag says.

"Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved," a source brave enough to remain unnamed says.

Big deal. Pink was the best performance at the VMAs last weekend (which really isn't saying much, sadly), so as long as she doesn't ask us for money, that's all we can hope for.

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