Watching TMZ this evening, they had an interview with Adam West, the Batman. At the end of the interview, they mentioned that Adam West was 81. 81? WTF. When did Adam West become so old?
Or maybe I should ask, when did I get so old?
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Friday, May 28, 2010
Batman is 81? BATMAN is 81?!$%^
Watching TMZ this evening, they had an interview with Adam West, the Batman. At the end of the interview, they mentioned that Adam West was 81. 81? WTF. When did Adam West become so old?
Or maybe I should ask, when did I get so old?
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Yet another guilty pleasure website...
First, there was www.peopleofwalmart.com. Then, there was www.youdrivewhat.com. After www.lamebook.com, I didn't think I would find another addictive website, until...
www.peopleofthepark.com!!!!!
Yes, all the lovelies that frequent the Disney Parks!!!
I think I like this lady at the Guest Servies desk with the baby stroller full of stuffed animals the best...so far...
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
I've just closed my eyes again...climbed aboard the dream weaver train...
In the span of half-an-hour this morning, I had the strangest dream. Here are the highlights…(and yes, I dream in color)
• It was 2:30a, yet it was almost daylight, GI Joe went outside for some reason.
• He came back in and said the police were outside.
• I was in my living room (I remember walking past my Christmas tree) and peered through my glass front door and saw two women in suits approaching.
• They initially said they were cops and told me there was something wrong with my hedge out front. I went outside and asked for ID.
• They walked away to a dark colored car and returned with a snipping of my hedge.
• They again told me there was an issue with my hedge and that Fonzie (yes, as in Arthur Fonzarelli) had voted down some local ordinance that effected my hedge.
• I told them to leave my property and asked for their business card.
• One woman gave me a card that had writing and pictures on both side, but did not indicate they were police. I again told them to leave.
• I went back inside, walked into the kitchen and GI Joe was decorating a piece of garland with several very small Christmas stockings.
• I remember wondering where he found all those stockings, and turned my attention to an open window in my kitchen (this window was located where a door is actually located).
• On the sill outside, were two nativity sets. I asked him why Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus were outside getting wet and he closed the window. As the window was closing, the nativity sets disappeared.
• I returned to my living room and saw a beat-up red tow truck parked outside.
• I remember seeing Lulu playing on her computer with a headset on, not hearing anything.
• I heard a commotion and saw about 5 or 6 people trying to steal a rusty orange car from my front yard.
• I ran around looking for a telephone to call 911.
• I found the house phone, but could not get anyone at 911 to answer. I yelled at Lulu to get me a cell phone to call 911.
• I tried many options to call 911, but ended up talking to someone named Jason, who I hung-up on. Jason then called back on Lulu’s computer and I told her not to answer.
• I yelled “Who can show my how to dial 911 from this cell phone??” and my Little Sister (the student I mentor) appeared and showed me an extra button on the phone. I tried to use the button, but a woman answered and I told her to F%#$ off, then hung-up.
• I again looked out my front door and the orange car was on the back of the tow truck and all the people (there were about 10 now) were driving away laughing.
At that point, I woke up.
WTF??????
• It was 2:30a, yet it was almost daylight, GI Joe went outside for some reason.
• He came back in and said the police were outside.
• I was in my living room (I remember walking past my Christmas tree) and peered through my glass front door and saw two women in suits approaching.
• They initially said they were cops and told me there was something wrong with my hedge out front. I went outside and asked for ID.
• They walked away to a dark colored car and returned with a snipping of my hedge.
• They again told me there was an issue with my hedge and that Fonzie (yes, as in Arthur Fonzarelli) had voted down some local ordinance that effected my hedge.
• I told them to leave my property and asked for their business card.
• One woman gave me a card that had writing and pictures on both side, but did not indicate they were police. I again told them to leave.
• I went back inside, walked into the kitchen and GI Joe was decorating a piece of garland with several very small Christmas stockings.
• I remember wondering where he found all those stockings, and turned my attention to an open window in my kitchen (this window was located where a door is actually located).
• On the sill outside, were two nativity sets. I asked him why Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus were outside getting wet and he closed the window. As the window was closing, the nativity sets disappeared.
• I returned to my living room and saw a beat-up red tow truck parked outside.
• I remember seeing Lulu playing on her computer with a headset on, not hearing anything.
• I heard a commotion and saw about 5 or 6 people trying to steal a rusty orange car from my front yard.
• I ran around looking for a telephone to call 911.
• I found the house phone, but could not get anyone at 911 to answer. I yelled at Lulu to get me a cell phone to call 911.
• I tried many options to call 911, but ended up talking to someone named Jason, who I hung-up on. Jason then called back on Lulu’s computer and I told her not to answer.
• I yelled “Who can show my how to dial 911 from this cell phone??” and my Little Sister (the student I mentor) appeared and showed me an extra button on the phone. I tried to use the button, but a woman answered and I told her to F%#$ off, then hung-up.
• I again looked out my front door and the orange car was on the back of the tow truck and all the people (there were about 10 now) were driving away laughing.
At that point, I woke up.
WTF??????
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
An E True Life Hollywood Story in the making...
Wow...that's about all I can say...wow...
He played the youngest brother on Family Ties in the 80s, but today Brian Bonsall is in a heap of legal trouble. He was arrested early Saturday morning for allegedly hitting his friend in the face repeatedly with a wooden stool.
His friend,Michael Trujillo, called the police three times before they finally decided to show up. Michael says that he was arguing with Brian when things got out of control . Supposedly, Brian picked up the stool, broke it over the railing of some stairs and hit his friend five or six times in the face!
Upon being arrested, one of the neighbors also alleged that they say Brian choking Michael in the hallway. Brian told authorities that he didn't remember any of the incident as he was drinking at the time. He has been put in a Boulder City Jail with a $7,500 bail.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Uh, OK...
Wha, wh, whe, whi, who, whu...I'm not sure I can form actual words...
Thanks People of Walmart!
Thanks People of Walmart!
Monday, September 21, 2009
He may be a "Christian songwriter", but he's a sick SOB!!!
TAMPA — A 17-year-old boy is being held in Hillsborough County Jail without bail, charged with sexual battery on someone physically incapacitated.
The suspect, Steven Chase Garrett, is a student with the Blake Accelerated Curriculum Program, in which students take classes online from home and only go to school to take exams.
The State Attorney's Office will not release any details about the alleged rape until Garrett's arraignment, said Assistant State Attorney Pam Bondi. The charge is a first degree felony punishable by up to 30 years in prison.
Garrett, of 4515 Shadberry Dr., was booked into jail Monday at 11:44 a.m. On his profile on MySpace.com, he describes himself as a Christian songwriter.
Perhaps actually BEING in school, rather than taking on-line classes would be beneficial. This PAB needs some boundaries and he needs them N O W!!!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
I doubt Walt Disney ever imagined this!!
(CNN) -- A Disney stunt performer died Monday night after suffering an injury during a rehearsal, company and local officials said.
Walt Disney World spokeswoman Zoraya Suarez said the performer was injured while performing a tumbling roll for the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular at Disney's Hollywood Studios, part of the Orlando, Florida, theme park.
It was the third fatal incident at the park in less than two months. Earlier this month, a performer was injured in a pirate show and later died. In July, two monorail trains collided, killing a driver.
"'We feel a sense of loss for these valued cast members," Suarez said. She said a review would be conducted on each incident. Performers receive extensive training, she said.
The Orange County Sheriff's Department identified the performer in the latest incident as Anislav Varbanov, 30, and said he had been pronounced dead at a hospital.
Security personnel at Hollywood Studios called 911 Monday evening to say a cast member had suffered a head injury during the rehearsal, the sheriff's department said. No other details were given.
The sheriff's department said the incident is under investigation.
Three deaths? I don't remember hearing anything about the death earlier this month...
Walt Disney World spokeswoman Zoraya Suarez said the performer was injured while performing a tumbling roll for the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular at Disney's Hollywood Studios, part of the Orlando, Florida, theme park.
It was the third fatal incident at the park in less than two months. Earlier this month, a performer was injured in a pirate show and later died. In July, two monorail trains collided, killing a driver.
"'We feel a sense of loss for these valued cast members," Suarez said. She said a review would be conducted on each incident. Performers receive extensive training, she said.
The Orange County Sheriff's Department identified the performer in the latest incident as Anislav Varbanov, 30, and said he had been pronounced dead at a hospital.
Security personnel at Hollywood Studios called 911 Monday evening to say a cast member had suffered a head injury during the rehearsal, the sheriff's department said. No other details were given.
The sheriff's department said the incident is under investigation.
Three deaths? I don't remember hearing anything about the death earlier this month...
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
10 Years of Drugs and Prostitution or Bad Plastic Surgery #4
It's been awhile since I posted one of these, but this is a good one.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Swoosie Kurtz:
One of my MANY questions is what's with that giant hand???
Ladies and Gentlemen, Swoosie Kurtz:
One of my MANY questions is what's with that giant hand???
Friday, June 19, 2009
Is that her other son or her husband?
There are just too many things wrong with this picture to even begin to count...
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Millions of people have an addiction. Most need help to stop...
I knew this would put a smile on your face, Drum...
Monday, April 20, 2009
10 Years of Drugs and Prostitution or Bad Plastic Surgery #3
Val Kilmer.
Drum, I'll let you make the call on this one. Since you were once told that you looked like him...
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
10 Years of Drugs and Prostitution or Bad Plastic Surgery #2
Pam Anderson. You make the call...
When you look-up 'broad' in the dictionary, you get a picture of Pam...
When you look-up 'broad' in the dictionary, you get a picture of Pam...
Monday, March 30, 2009
Probation? That's it? PROBATION???
What about an-eye-for-an-eye? People like this totally disgust me...
Death of 68 pets results in probation for man
Judge doesn’t agree with prosecutor that 364 days in jail is called for
The Associated Press
updated 2:00 p.m. ET, Mon., March. 30, 2009
TOMS RIVER, N.J. - A contractor changing the locks on a southern New Jersey house knew something was wrong as soon as he got near it.
Even from outside, the stench was overpowering. The contractor called police, who found a grotesque scene inside.
Beneath a veil of hundreds of flies, there was row after row of cages with the mummified remains of animals, some of which were so badly decomposed that officers had to use wire cutters to peel them from the cages. Animal feces was everywhere; a prosecutor who walked inside the Barnegat Township house wearing a haz-mat suit said "the floor squished" with each step he took.
Piles of bones and fur that might have been a ferret or two were on the floor. And in the freezer, individually wrapped in towels, then tucked away in zip-lock plastic bags, were the bodies of 28 kittens.
By the end of the day, the remains of 68 animals, including dogs, cats and turtles, were found in the home where Matthew and Amanda Teymant once lived.
On Monday, Teymant and his wife avoided jail on a plea bargain that will have both of them performing community service after pleading guilty to animal cruelty in the April 2008 case.
A lawyer for the couple said Matthew Teymant was only trying to care for needy animals, but he and his wife became overwhelmed when they had two children of their own. They abandoned the house about seven months before the gruesome discovery.
According to the Asbury Park Press in New Jersey, Assistant Ocean County Prosecutor Michael Abatemarco had sought 364 days in jail for Matthew Teymant as a condition for his probation.
The verdict angered Sgt. Thomas Yanisko with the New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, who termed the case the worst he had ever seen.
"You knew they were there dead and rotting, and you just do nothing about it?" he asked outside the courtroom after the couple had been sentenced. "You just go on with your life like nothing is happening?"
Teymant, 30, did not speak during the court hearing other than to answer, "Yes, your honor" to a series of procedural questions. But his lawyer, Bradley Billhimer, said Teymant is a caring man who simply got overwhelmed trying to care for too many animals.
"There's not a malicious bone in his body," Billhimer said. "With the birth of his first son, it got to be overwhelming."
Superior Court Judge Barbara Ann Villano sentenced Teymant to five years' probation and 250 hours community service.
His wife, Amanda, 23, was accepted into a pre-trial intervention program that will result in charges being dropped after 18 months. She must perform 100 hours of community service. Both are not allowed to go near animals as part of their sentences.
Villano said she didn't agree with Abatemarco that incarceration was called for, according to the Asbury Park Press. The judge cited letters from Teymant’s neighbors and friends about the man’s lack of a criminal history and lack of malfeasance in parenting his two sons in explaining her decision, the paper reported.
Villano acknowledged the horrific scenario discovered in the Teymant home before she imposed her sentence.
"I understand the scene was grim beyond belief, gruesome,'' she said.
"In an effort to be everyone's answer and everyone's responder and healer, you became everyone's torturer,'' Villano told Matthew Teymant in imposing the sentence.
His work with animals
Billhimer said Teymant volunteered with the Toms River First Aid squad since he was a teenager; his mother would take him to ambulance calls because he wasn't old enough to drive.
He rose to the rank of captain of the squad, and eventually became a dispatcher with the Toms River police department — a post he had to forfeit last month as part of the plea deal.
Teymant took part in a 4-H program's dog obedience program and served as a judge in small animal contests.
He was licensed as an animal breeder, and ran a hedgehog rescue program. He also served as a show judge for the International Hedgehog Association.
But his own children cut into his time with his animals. His first son was born two years ago; a second came 10 months ago.
Problems with their house, including a sewage backup, made the couple decide to move out, their lawyer said.
By that time, most of the animals in their care were already dead, Yanisko said.
The dead animals included cats, dogs, turtles, hamsters and possibly a ferret or two.
"Why possibly?" Yanisko asked. "The animals were so badly decomposed it was impossible to tell."
Death of 68 pets results in probation for man
Judge doesn’t agree with prosecutor that 364 days in jail is called for
The Associated Press
updated 2:00 p.m. ET, Mon., March. 30, 2009
TOMS RIVER, N.J. - A contractor changing the locks on a southern New Jersey house knew something was wrong as soon as he got near it.
Even from outside, the stench was overpowering. The contractor called police, who found a grotesque scene inside.
Beneath a veil of hundreds of flies, there was row after row of cages with the mummified remains of animals, some of which were so badly decomposed that officers had to use wire cutters to peel them from the cages. Animal feces was everywhere; a prosecutor who walked inside the Barnegat Township house wearing a haz-mat suit said "the floor squished" with each step he took.
Piles of bones and fur that might have been a ferret or two were on the floor. And in the freezer, individually wrapped in towels, then tucked away in zip-lock plastic bags, were the bodies of 28 kittens.
By the end of the day, the remains of 68 animals, including dogs, cats and turtles, were found in the home where Matthew and Amanda Teymant once lived.
On Monday, Teymant and his wife avoided jail on a plea bargain that will have both of them performing community service after pleading guilty to animal cruelty in the April 2008 case.
A lawyer for the couple said Matthew Teymant was only trying to care for needy animals, but he and his wife became overwhelmed when they had two children of their own. They abandoned the house about seven months before the gruesome discovery.
According to the Asbury Park Press in New Jersey, Assistant Ocean County Prosecutor Michael Abatemarco had sought 364 days in jail for Matthew Teymant as a condition for his probation.
The verdict angered Sgt. Thomas Yanisko with the New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, who termed the case the worst he had ever seen.
"You knew they were there dead and rotting, and you just do nothing about it?" he asked outside the courtroom after the couple had been sentenced. "You just go on with your life like nothing is happening?"
Teymant, 30, did not speak during the court hearing other than to answer, "Yes, your honor" to a series of procedural questions. But his lawyer, Bradley Billhimer, said Teymant is a caring man who simply got overwhelmed trying to care for too many animals.
"There's not a malicious bone in his body," Billhimer said. "With the birth of his first son, it got to be overwhelming."
Superior Court Judge Barbara Ann Villano sentenced Teymant to five years' probation and 250 hours community service.
His wife, Amanda, 23, was accepted into a pre-trial intervention program that will result in charges being dropped after 18 months. She must perform 100 hours of community service. Both are not allowed to go near animals as part of their sentences.
Villano said she didn't agree with Abatemarco that incarceration was called for, according to the Asbury Park Press. The judge cited letters from Teymant’s neighbors and friends about the man’s lack of a criminal history and lack of malfeasance in parenting his two sons in explaining her decision, the paper reported.
Villano acknowledged the horrific scenario discovered in the Teymant home before she imposed her sentence.
"I understand the scene was grim beyond belief, gruesome,'' she said.
"In an effort to be everyone's answer and everyone's responder and healer, you became everyone's torturer,'' Villano told Matthew Teymant in imposing the sentence.
His work with animals
Billhimer said Teymant volunteered with the Toms River First Aid squad since he was a teenager; his mother would take him to ambulance calls because he wasn't old enough to drive.
He rose to the rank of captain of the squad, and eventually became a dispatcher with the Toms River police department — a post he had to forfeit last month as part of the plea deal.
Teymant took part in a 4-H program's dog obedience program and served as a judge in small animal contests.
He was licensed as an animal breeder, and ran a hedgehog rescue program. He also served as a show judge for the International Hedgehog Association.
But his own children cut into his time with his animals. His first son was born two years ago; a second came 10 months ago.
Problems with their house, including a sewage backup, made the couple decide to move out, their lawyer said.
By that time, most of the animals in their care were already dead, Yanisko said.
The dead animals included cats, dogs, turtles, hamsters and possibly a ferret or two.
"Why possibly?" Yanisko asked. "The animals were so badly decomposed it was impossible to tell."
Thursday, March 19, 2009
The Sweet Bitterness of...Paula Abdul's Words of Wisdom...
From last night's American Idol show...
“No matter who goes home, you’re never going home, because you’re all changed people and home is a whole different place for you now”.
Huh???
Monday, March 9, 2009
Lola's Craigslist Moment #2 (pix NSFW)
Accepting applications?!%@ I know the job market is bad, but...
From the m4m section: Full time slaveboi - 42 (Tampa)
accepting applications for a full time houseboy slave to relocate to me. slave must be younger (18-30), well built, strong, good looking, absolutely drug & STD free. tweakers, grandpas, slobs & lazy fags need not waste their time - or mine.
duties include housecleaning, some cooking, washing, ironing, caring for my boots, washing & waxing cars, yard work, personal care & physical labor. slave will complement my stable, secure & drama free homelife. dedication, loyalty & hard work will be appropriately rewarded. bad behavior will be punished. photo must be sent with your first message - along with an introduction explaining why you should be considered. serious only, this is for real & not some jerk off fantasy.
I have a complete dungeon and you will be used in it as I see fit. Remember, this is your fantasy and are doing this on your wish and desire to perform in such an environment. Again, do not waste your time or mine if this is not real for you.
(And yes, these pictures are from the actual ad...)
From the m4m section: Full time slaveboi - 42 (Tampa)
accepting applications for a full time houseboy slave to relocate to me. slave must be younger (18-30), well built, strong, good looking, absolutely drug & STD free. tweakers, grandpas, slobs & lazy fags need not waste their time - or mine.
duties include housecleaning, some cooking, washing, ironing, caring for my boots, washing & waxing cars, yard work, personal care & physical labor. slave will complement my stable, secure & drama free homelife. dedication, loyalty & hard work will be appropriately rewarded. bad behavior will be punished. photo must be sent with your first message - along with an introduction explaining why you should be considered. serious only, this is for real & not some jerk off fantasy.
I have a complete dungeon and you will be used in it as I see fit. Remember, this is your fantasy and are doing this on your wish and desire to perform in such an environment. Again, do not waste your time or mine if this is not real for you.
(And yes, these pictures are from the actual ad...)
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Now, I'm not a cat person, but this is ridiculous!!
OMAHA, Neb. - A man who stuffed his girlfriend's cat into a makeshift bong and smoked marijuana through it said Tuesday that he had done it on other occasions and that it calmed the cat down.
Acea Schomaker of Lincoln said he never intended to hurt the 6-month-old cat, Shadow.
Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance at the residence ticketed the 20-year-old Schomaker on suspicion of misdemeanor animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a boxlike contraption that had the cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.
Schomaker's girlfriend, Marissa Vieux, also was ticketed for animal cruelty because she didn't try to stop Schomaker, Sgt. Andy Stebbing said.
Vieux, 22, said she took in the cat about two months ago from friends who abused it.
Schomaker said the cat would bite and scratch them but he didn't want to discipline it by swatting or squirting water at it. He said they didn't bring it to an animal shelter because they feared it would be put down.
Schomaker said he decided to use the makeshift bong because he had heard about people calming their pets by blowing marijuana smoke in their faces.
"I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this," he said. "I'm just the first one to get caught."
He said he put the cat in the bong a total of three times and it seemed to calm the cat.
"Every time we took her out she would pretty much just lay down and proceed to clean herself and act like a stoned person," Schomaker said.
The bong had a foot-long piece of garden hose coming out of a Plexiglas box, with the top secured with duct tape. Schomaker said it was constructed in such a way that the cat did not get immersed in smoke to the extent some might believe.
Schomaker said law enforcement and animal specialists lectured him about why what he did was cruel, and that he learned from his mistake.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
I wonder if she used a Banana Bunker?
Meet AnnaLynne McCord of "Nip/Tuck" and "90210" fame.
There are probably a dozen different questions I would ask her about these pictures, but the #1 question has got to be "Why is your hand on the back of your head?"
Is is really that difficult to eat a banana or does it remind you of another activity?
Just sayin'...
Friday, February 6, 2009
Question: What weighs 20 pounds and measures 60.5 inches around?
Answer: ONE of this woman's boobs...yes...that's ONE of this woman's boobs...
And she's no longer the world record holder...
And she's no longer the world record holder...
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